Internet pop icon, Captain Wayne-O sez: Welcome to RanchoBozo.com! Click on! "we're all bozos" . . . I'm glad you found this site. SONGS the SONGS this site's about [SONGS!!!] This is a place to post an original song or two so tell that songwriter you know about RanchoBozo.com! The Suburbian Cowboy's round'n up songs to post on the Ranch! FREE CUZ FREE'S COOL!!!FREE COLORING CONTEST! (just scroll on down) RanchoBama.com where politics are sublimimal!
Something Kinda New Something Wacky Something Scientific! Click on to hear the song and see the original story board for [SUBURBIAN COWBOY] (the first few lines) of an aborted (before there were videos) animation/song project but I think I was just waiting for Computer Magic or somebody that looks like her. . . . trim, fit, and shapely obviously on the [ELKINs DIET] SuburbianCowboy@yahoo.com
I would like to invite any one who traveled the world during the crazy free love era to scan your scrap book drop me a jpeg and an email. The Road to Kathmandu? and the [CYBER BACKpack]will be opened. Where were you in '72? It was a long time ago - "Europe on FIVE DOLLARS A DAY" for real! Our Cool European Connection Christian and Marion's Vacation Diary! Christian's amazing music site is NOVAtune ! See the all the RanchoBozo videos on YouTube! Thank you Miss Carmela for introducing RanchoBozo.com to easy video. So just what are [RANCHO BOZO COOL LINKS]. . . ? Wish I had more on my space or maybe just more space on your space . . . er I mean face book!
I can also be reached at ranchobozo@hotmail.com - thanks - Rancho Bozo and RanchoBozo.com are trade marks and can not be held responsible for any breach of comment implied or other wise represented as original and unabridged with full protection and all rights reserved under established international copyright law. For your edification: Horse Mouth Ranch .com by any other name? Rancho Bozo does sound Spanish 'cause it is. CLICK ON: 'Our Language Embraces the Southwest'
Did it happen In Town? Mill Valley the in town of MarIn Towns . . . from a Rancho Bozo del Norte perspective of course . . . this translates to Spanish or German how 'bout French ooh, la, la! the possibilities appear endless! {a Grantster tip: for a real trip, try translating more than once with Babelfish!}
and yet another Cool California Community Connection Morro Bay pics and captions # 1" and # 2 featuring BIG ROCK BALALAIKAS a Russian Gypsy Dance Band! (link - listen - dance - drink vodka)and now Bolinas pics and captions! Cal Connect back in Santa Barbara or South Lake Tahoe . . . RanchoBozo.com Press Kit . . . Maui 2008
*Devon Shane's CD "Eruption", Wendy Lapides' CD"No Blues"and Ned Endless' empty "V" can be heard and purchased on CDbaby.com . . . so actually . . . Wendy and Ned are not exclusive artists on this site . . . now Nate's band River of Rust has some tunes on their site (wow this might be my first or second or disclaimer?)and further more exclusivity is not really the Rancho Bozo way . . . bringing artists to the world wide web one at a time.
BRILLIANT AUTHORS & ARTISTS LAUNCH and RE-LAUNCH with RanchoBozo.com
"A Summertime Valentine
" a short story by Stephen Keppeler. Capt. Wayne-O sez: "Read Summertime Valentine if you read no other short story this year". Appearing NOW!
Ethnomusicolgists extrordinare Ken Keppeler and Jeanie McLerie are also internationally acclaimed Bayou Seco playing authentic folk music from the American Southwest.
Introducing Don Thompson a true Americana Treasure. I'm sure you'll enjoy his first offerings.
Meet Alan Erdman; novelist, essayist, humorist, and more.
"[Symbol Sam]"Destiny brought me to the author of this delightful allegorical children's story, my teacher in the cutting room of Goodman Hardware, Manny Dominguez.
David P. Spector Ge.D ~ Inventor, Scientist, Engineer, Electrical Department Manager, and Science Editor of RanchoBozo Science Circus
[RON GLOVER] is an artist and a fellow proud father of daughters who sculpts in beautiful Santa Barbara . . . I hope I am able to feature his art right here on RanchoBozo.com . . .
[Steve Gifford] was the second person in the whole wide world to market his own tie dye creations on the internet . . .
[BRIAN CHANDLER] is an artist in Santa Barbara who needs a sunny day and a magnifing glass - oh yeah welding glasses and a peice of drift wood . . .
'[PETER LEE]' BROWNLEE is a painter and a Bolinas legend. The Grantster and I staged a community reach out to Bolinas, California and who did we find shaking our hand but Peter Lee. Mr. Brownlee's paintings span four generations . . . . Peter's images help define an era. Peter Lee sez: Kill flies not people" RanchoBozo.com will be proud to exhibit the great Peter Lee to the world.
CECIL GASPAR ~ I wish they all could be Californian Oils capturing a glimps of reality the artist Cecil Gaspar paints . . . . . Captain Wayne-O sez: "I love the Gaspar oils displayed at Rancho Bozo del Norte"
PRIZES * PRIZES * PRIZES * click and see!!! Do your best coloring the Suburbian Cowboy driving his highly customized '62 Mercury Comet and you could be a big winner!!! although it is highly customized if you look closely you can still tell it's a Comet . . . or maybe you'd prefer coloring him riding a pony. There are no autos or ponies being offered as prizes.
* post your song *. . . and of course a few blocks up is a must stop for the homeless and avid readers the Santa Barbara Public Library . . . did this trip the google alert Chris? * post your song * post your song * post your song *
CHECK THIS OUT!
PRIZES * PRIZES * PRIZES * click and see!!! Do your best coloring the Suburbian Cowboy driving his highly customized '62 Mercury Comet and you could be a big winner!!! although it is highly customized if you look closely you can still tell it's a Comet . . . or maybe you'd prefer coloring him riding a pony. There are no autos or ponies being offered as prizes.
